18 reasons you definitely don’t want to go to New Zealand!

2016-06-09 07:38
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New Zealand, that little Pacific Ocean country next to Australia, split into a North and South Island. Known best for the Lord of the Rings movies, the All Blacks rugby team and the home of a large number of sheep there isn’t much else going for it.

However, should you decide that you do want to book your next holiday there, we really do think we should warn you of what you can expect …

There will be nothing but miles and miles of green grass and sheep…

Or blue as far as you can see …

Or snow, snow everywhere ….

I mean why would you want to be here...

Or even here …

And what could we even say about New Zealand’s beaches?!

There are even signs warning you about the locals …

And let’s not get started on the cities….

Or the local public transport, so old!

If you decide to rent a car and drive, it doesn’t get much better. Warning: you will get stuck in traffic!

New Zealanders even seem proud of their local food ….

And vineyards…

 And they’re obsessed with these movies about hobbits and elves…

What would you even do if you went on holiday to New Zealand?!

Sure, there’s some fun looking adventures on offer if you like an adrenalin rush…

And we suppose you might enjoy the water sports …

Or even the actual sports…

But we draw the line at caving to look at worms! They’re glow-worms? Okay, that’s sort of amazing…

But really, who could relax on a holiday here?

… and this is what passes for a sunset!

NO, there’s definitely no reason for you to visit New Zealand

No reasons at all

…You can leave it all to us

What are you waiting for? Gorgeous landscapes, fresh delicious food, beautiful vineyards and wine, hiking trails, canoeing, adrenalin pumping activities, New Zealand has something to offer everyone. Honeymoon, family trip or single adventure, you’ll fall in love with this beautiful pacific Island, plus it offers an exchange rate that’s competitive for South African travellers.

Feeling inspired? Head to Qantas to find the best available fares.

Next stop New Zealand!

Disclaimer: a healthy dose of humour and awareness of sarcasm is needed when reading this article